RT @Ceedris09: Banks collect N52.50 from customers for ATM card maintenance monthly. A bank with 500,000 ATM card holders gets at least N25,000,000 from ATM card maintenance monthly. The card is in the hand of the customer, what maintenance does the bank do on the card?

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